One time I dressed up as Sad Panda for Halloween. I had droopy black eyes, chalk white cheeks, and a XXL white hooded sweatshirt with the arms cut out, under which I wore a black turtleneck and black leggings. And pink ballet flats. I looked mopey and ridiculous. If only I had a picture for you. Alas, I do not. But even if I did, it wouldn't be as wonderful as this:
Which is more wonderful than words and pictures combined.